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Chapter 386
Chapter 386: Prickly Wade! The Guinea pigs delivered to the door!
Wade chewed gum, shaking his head and swaying.
*Snap!* He suddenly snapped his fingers and said excitedly to everyone, "How about 'Invincible War God'? It sounds way cooler than 'Guardian God'. It's best to add a prefix, let's call it 'United States Invincible War God'. After all, you shouldn't be too proud; you need to know how to be humble."
"Of course, if you want to change 'United States' to 'world', I have no objection either, it would just make me seem less humble."
"Oh shit, I just realized my socks are on inside out. No wonder I've felt a strange sense of shame today. By the way, you shouldn't mind if I take off my shoes and adjust the direction of my socks, right?"
Saying this, Wade suddenly bent down and, while he was at it, spit out his gum, sticking it underneath the conference table.
"Don't worry, I'm a very clean person, I usually take a shower every day, so my socks won't have any smell." He very confidently pulled off his socks and backhanded them onto the conference table.
"What the fuck! This is simply a miracle."
Wade shouted with an exaggerated expression, looking at the socks standing on the table.
"Sometimes I really want to kill you." Sabretooth ground his molars, wishing he could tear Wade in front of him into pieces.
"Oh, saying that makes me so sad. What are we? We are family! Close comrades-in-arms, partners worth entrusting your back to. I can't believe you actually want to kill me." Wade put his hand on his chest, pretending to be heartbroken, even blinking his eyes hard, trying to squeeze out a few tears.
"Captain! I fucking can't take it anymore!"
Sabretooth slammed the table and jumped up! In an instant, his fingernails on all ten fingers extended outwards and became exceptionally sharp.
Stryker, who saw this scene, was also almost angered to the point of cerebral hemorrhage by Wade. He swore that when this mission was over, he would definitely sew up Wade's mouth and repeatedly brainwash him, training him into a killing machine with no self-consciousness.
"Compared to the restroom at the base, the smell emanating from my socks is not only fragrant, but also refreshing," Wade grinned, then under everyone's speechless gaze, he flipped the socks inside out and put them on his feet.
"Let's get back to the main topic."
Wade, who had put on his shoes, lightly coughed twice. Just when everyone thought he was finally going to be serious, unexpectedly, Wade flipped out his collar again. He looked down at the tag on it and said, "Are you sure this thing is on the front of the clothes? I seem to remember it's only on the back. Did I even put my clothes on inside out?"
"Shut up! If you dare to say one more word, believe it or not, I'll sew your mouth shut right now!" Stryker was truly enraged. If he could, he even wanted to shoot off Wade's dog head with a gun.
Facing his superior, who was angry like a male lion, Wade very experiencedly raised his right hand, pinched his index finger and thumb together, and drew across his mouth, as if closing a zipper.
Seeing this, Stryker took a deep breath forcefully to calm his mood.
"Alright, let's cut the chatter and get to the main point."
He faced everyone, knocked on the table, then said in a deep voice, "This operation is divided into two groups. I've decided to send all of you. The target of the operation is Homelander and Billy. The former's place of residence is written in the letter, I shouldn't need to repeat it a second time. As for their specific strength, no one knows before making formal contact."
"So don't underestimate the enemy, especially pay attention to that guy called Homelander."
"Next, I'll explain your division of labor. On Homelander's side, Agent Zero will lead the team, responsible for monitoring Homelander's every move and finding a suitable time to act. As for Victor and John, you are responsible for assisting Agent Zero. Remember, if you can bring the live target back, that's best. If you can't bring him back, just kill him directly. Billy is the same."
"Understood." Agent Zero nodded.
"Very good, the other team will be led by Wade. You and Fred don't need to rush to act yet. We haven't yet grasped that guy Billy's whereabouts. We only know he will definitely appear at the entrance of Weiss Newspaper Agency in a week, because the CIA has decided to release Mystique there. By then, people from the US Security Agency will dispatch Special Forces to lie in wait near the Newspaper Agency. You just need to make sure Billy doesn't escape."
Stryker looked at Wade, and Wade made an OK gesture with his hand.
…………
That afternoon, a group of people took a private jet and arrived in Washington, United States.
"Wade, you've been damn staring at me the whole way, what the hell do you want to say?" Looking at Wade, who looked like he was constipated, Sabretooth Victor finally couldn't stand it anymore.
"I have a premonition that you might die during this operation."
Wade said with a serious face.
"You say I'll die?" Sabretooth bared two small fangs, and a fierce light flashed in his eyes.
"Pay attention to my wording, I'm always very precise with my words. I said 'might', you might die." Little did Wade know how provocative his expression was at this moment. Not only Sabretooth, but even Agent Zero, who was beside them and thought he was used to Wade's sharp tongue, couldn't help but clench his itching fist.
"Don't bother with him, this guy's been crazy for more than a day or two. Talking to him is purely a waste of time." Agent Zero took out the key and walked towards a car with an X mark printed on it.
Half an hour later.
Agent Zero drove Victor and John and arrived in front of a House far from the Urban Area.
Looking from the outside, the House was very ordinary, the most common type of Wooden Cabin in the Suburbs of the United States in the 20th century. Wooden Cabins like this usually house a family of five and can barely be called an estate, because there are large areas of abandoned farms around.
"John, later you drive the car away. The car parked here is a bit conspicuous, it's easy to tip them off."
Agent Zero took his equipment and nimbly climbed up a large tree.
Afterwards, he took out his binoculars, looked at the Wooden Cabin in the distance and said, "The furniture inside is very old, it doesn't look like anyone has lived there."
"Are you sure we didn't come to the wrong place?" Sabretooth frowned and said.
"Wait, I saw a figure flash past the window. That should be the target of our operation this time, Homelander." Agent Zero immediately put away his binoculars and whispered to John on the ground, "Give me the box containing the sniper rifle."
Just then, John, carrying the box, instantly appeared beside Agent Zero, only his appearance had turned into a skeleton. After he handed the box to Agent Zero, he then teleported back to the position he was just standing in.
"Don't approach yet, wait until I take a shot with the sniper rifle." Agent Zero skillfully assembled the sniper rifle, then through the scope, aimed at the window of the Wooden Cabin.
"This time the target has flight. John, constantly pay attention to the direction he escapes, don't let him fly away after being injured."
"Don't worry, no matter how fast he flies, he can't be faster than me."
(End of this chapter)
Wade chewed gum, shaking his head and swaying.
*Snap!* He suddenly snapped his fingers and said excitedly to everyone, "How about 'Invincible War God'? It sounds way cooler than 'Guardian God'. It's best to add a prefix, let's call it 'United States Invincible War God'. After all, you shouldn't be too proud; you need to know how to be humble."
"Of course, if you want to change 'United States' to 'world', I have no objection either, it would just make me seem less humble."
"Oh shit, I just realized my socks are on inside out. No wonder I've felt a strange sense of shame today. By the way, you shouldn't mind if I take off my shoes and adjust the direction of my socks, right?"
Saying this, Wade suddenly bent down and, while he was at it, spit out his gum, sticking it underneath the conference table.
"Don't worry, I'm a very clean person, I usually take a shower every day, so my socks won't have any smell." He very confidently pulled off his socks and backhanded them onto the conference table.
"What the fuck! This is simply a miracle."
Wade shouted with an exaggerated expression, looking at the socks standing on the table.
"Sometimes I really want to kill you." Sabretooth ground his molars, wishing he could tear Wade in front of him into pieces.
"Oh, saying that makes me so sad. What are we? We are family! Close comrades-in-arms, partners worth entrusting your back to. I can't believe you actually want to kill me." Wade put his hand on his chest, pretending to be heartbroken, even blinking his eyes hard, trying to squeeze out a few tears.
"Captain! I fucking can't take it anymore!"
Sabretooth slammed the table and jumped up! In an instant, his fingernails on all ten fingers extended outwards and became exceptionally sharp.
Stryker, who saw this scene, was also almost angered to the point of cerebral hemorrhage by Wade. He swore that when this mission was over, he would definitely sew up Wade's mouth and repeatedly brainwash him, training him into a killing machine with no self-consciousness.
"Compared to the restroom at the base, the smell emanating from my socks is not only fragrant, but also refreshing," Wade grinned, then under everyone's speechless gaze, he flipped the socks inside out and put them on his feet.
"Let's get back to the main topic."
Wade, who had put on his shoes, lightly coughed twice. Just when everyone thought he was finally going to be serious, unexpectedly, Wade flipped out his collar again. He looked down at the tag on it and said, "Are you sure this thing is on the front of the clothes? I seem to remember it's only on the back. Did I even put my clothes on inside out?"
"Shut up! If you dare to say one more word, believe it or not, I'll sew your mouth shut right now!" Stryker was truly enraged. If he could, he even wanted to shoot off Wade's dog head with a gun.
Facing his superior, who was angry like a male lion, Wade very experiencedly raised his right hand, pinched his index finger and thumb together, and drew across his mouth, as if closing a zipper.
Seeing this, Stryker took a deep breath forcefully to calm his mood.
"Alright, let's cut the chatter and get to the main point."
He faced everyone, knocked on the table, then said in a deep voice, "This operation is divided into two groups. I've decided to send all of you. The target of the operation is Homelander and Billy. The former's place of residence is written in the letter, I shouldn't need to repeat it a second time. As for their specific strength, no one knows before making formal contact."
"So don't underestimate the enemy, especially pay attention to that guy called Homelander."
"Next, I'll explain your division of labor. On Homelander's side, Agent Zero will lead the team, responsible for monitoring Homelander's every move and finding a suitable time to act. As for Victor and John, you are responsible for assisting Agent Zero. Remember, if you can bring the live target back, that's best. If you can't bring him back, just kill him directly. Billy is the same."
"Understood." Agent Zero nodded.
"Very good, the other team will be led by Wade. You and Fred don't need to rush to act yet. We haven't yet grasped that guy Billy's whereabouts. We only know he will definitely appear at the entrance of Weiss Newspaper Agency in a week, because the CIA has decided to release Mystique there. By then, people from the US Security Agency will dispatch Special Forces to lie in wait near the Newspaper Agency. You just need to make sure Billy doesn't escape."
Stryker looked at Wade, and Wade made an OK gesture with his hand.
…………
That afternoon, a group of people took a private jet and arrived in Washington, United States.
"Wade, you've been damn staring at me the whole way, what the hell do you want to say?" Looking at Wade, who looked like he was constipated, Sabretooth Victor finally couldn't stand it anymore.
"I have a premonition that you might die during this operation."
Wade said with a serious face.
"You say I'll die?" Sabretooth bared two small fangs, and a fierce light flashed in his eyes.
"Pay attention to my wording, I'm always very precise with my words. I said 'might', you might die." Little did Wade know how provocative his expression was at this moment. Not only Sabretooth, but even Agent Zero, who was beside them and thought he was used to Wade's sharp tongue, couldn't help but clench his itching fist.
"Don't bother with him, this guy's been crazy for more than a day or two. Talking to him is purely a waste of time." Agent Zero took out the key and walked towards a car with an X mark printed on it.
Half an hour later.
Agent Zero drove Victor and John and arrived in front of a House far from the Urban Area.
Looking from the outside, the House was very ordinary, the most common type of Wooden Cabin in the Suburbs of the United States in the 20th century. Wooden Cabins like this usually house a family of five and can barely be called an estate, because there are large areas of abandoned farms around.
"John, later you drive the car away. The car parked here is a bit conspicuous, it's easy to tip them off."
Agent Zero took his equipment and nimbly climbed up a large tree.
Afterwards, he took out his binoculars, looked at the Wooden Cabin in the distance and said, "The furniture inside is very old, it doesn't look like anyone has lived there."
"Are you sure we didn't come to the wrong place?" Sabretooth frowned and said.
"Wait, I saw a figure flash past the window. That should be the target of our operation this time, Homelander." Agent Zero immediately put away his binoculars and whispered to John on the ground, "Give me the box containing the sniper rifle."
Just then, John, carrying the box, instantly appeared beside Agent Zero, only his appearance had turned into a skeleton. After he handed the box to Agent Zero, he then teleported back to the position he was just standing in.
"Don't approach yet, wait until I take a shot with the sniper rifle." Agent Zero skillfully assembled the sniper rifle, then through the scope, aimed at the window of the Wooden Cabin.
"This time the target has flight. John, constantly pay attention to the direction he escapes, don't let him fly away after being injured."
"Don't worry, no matter how fast he flies, he can't be faster than me."
(End of this chapter)
