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he knowes pokemon more than i know _Chapter_077_en
Chapter 77
Chapter 77: The Pokedex Can Be Used for Gu Cultivation? You’re Something Else!
2024-05-15 Author: Samsung Charmander (Author Name)
After resting for a night in Lavender Town, Ash and his companions began heading west toward Saffron City.
Between Lavender Town and Saffron City was a flat main road, situated on slightly elevated ground, offering an expansive view. On both sides stretched endless forests and shrubs, lush, green, and full of life.
The wild Pokémon that occasionally flew past or darted out startled the three of them into crying out in alarm.
Soon, the sky darkened to dusk. Seeing that there was no way they could reach Saffron City that night, the trio decided to find an open, rocky area to camp for the night.
Nearby, Sage Brock had already set up the dining table and stove. With large, sparkling eyes, he was humming a little tune, cheerfully preparing to cook.
"Mii mii~~"
"Mii mii~~"
A few butterfly-like Pokémon suddenly flew out from the nearby bushes. With their white, transparent wings, soft blue bodies, and a pair of large red eyes, they were more cute than beautiful.
As they danced in the air, a sparkling white powder sprinkled from their wings, landing around Sage Brock. He subconsciously held out his palms to catch it.
For a moment, the scene before them became incredibly sacred and immaculate.
Ash and Misty: "..."
Damn it, the more they looked at Teacher Brock, the more his style seemed off!
Once they got to Saffron City, they were locking him in the Pokémon Center!
Twenty-five hours facing Nurse Joy! They had to make him once again bloom with the radiance that belonged only to a Rock-Solid Will!
The trio's gazes were drawn to the two Butterfree, and they all looked up.
"Pokedex Beep. Butterfree, the Fallen Pokémon. It forsook the dragon's bloodline but grew wings. It is the product of a Metapod's fallen evolution."
The Pokedex reported automatically.
Ash quickly released his own Metapod. A red light flashed, and a giant, green, banana-shaped Pokémon landed on the ground with a "thud," creating a small crater.
At this moment, the Metapod's physique was at least 150% that of a normal Metapod. Its eyes were resolute, and the black cracks on its green body exuded a faint, mystical aura.
It flicked its eyes upward, taking in the fluttering dance of the two Butterfree, and an intense feeling of disdain arose within it.
It could have evolved into a mighty sky dragon, yet it coveted a moment of convenience to casually evolve into a winged insect?
Foolish!
In this world, there was nothing more tempting than evolving into a Rayquaza!
Ash was infected by its fighting spirit. He fiercely slapped the Metapod, completely ignoring the metallic "clang" that rang out from his palm, and shouted:
"That's right! We will definitely evolve into the most powerful Rayquaza and one day soar through the nine heavens of Kanto!"
"Pod! Pod!!"
The human and the bug Pokémon seethed with passion.
Misty: "..."
It seemed like both of her companions had something wrong with their heads now.
But surprisingly, the Pokedex didn't fall silent after it finished speaking this time. Instead, with a sudden "ding," as if it had received some kind of notification, it began to speak again in its mechanical voice.
*"So This Is How Butterfree Take Off! The Citizens of Saffron City Knelt After Hearing This!"*
The three of them: "?"
"For the next week, a level-seven southeasterly wind will blow in the eastern suburbs of Saffron City. Passing tourists will have the chance to appreciate the mass migration of Butterfree flocks. What a rare and beautiful sight! Next, please watch the detailed Butterfree information our editor has prepared for everyone. Beedrill, the gentle Pokémon, is a kind insect Pokémon that rarely attacks humans..."
The three of them: "?"
Ash quickly reached out a finger to pause the audio, then switched the Pokedex to its main interface, only to discover that several apps had been unknowingly installed.
Vermilion Highlights.
Vermilion Headlines.
DouYe.
KuaiKu.
There were also nearly ten news pop-ups.
*"If Your Monthly Salary Reaches 3000, You Should Visit the Seafoam Islands"*
*"Learn These Few Tricks, and Even a Rattata Can Overthrow Champion Lance"*
*"The Dark Information the Pokémon League Never Publicly Announced"*
Ash scratched his head. Looking at the titles, he felt the urge to click on every single one. He quickly shook his head, strengthening his resolve and shouting:
"Damn it! When did I install this stuff?"
"Pokedex Beep. The Trainer passed through Vermilion City and connected to Vermilion City's public Wi-Fi. The system automatically installed them," the Pokedex replied.
The reason there had been no notification after so many days was that these apps all came with a default setting not to send alerts for fifteen days.
First, lay low and take root.
After fifteen days, it would have already sprouted.
Where the leaves of Vermilion dance, a fire also burns.
Ash was furious. Wasn't this just bundleware? He couldn't encourage such crooked practices. He immediately shouted:
"Delete them all for me! I only want a clean Pokedex!"
"Pokedex Beep. Beginning to delete Vermilion Headlines..."
"Pokedex Beep. Deletion failed."
"Pokedex Beep. Initiating Plan B: Installing Vermilion Butler..."
"Pokedex Beep. Attempting to use Vermilion Butler to delete Vermilion Headlines..."
"Pokedex Beep. Deletion failed."
Ash: "?"
"You idiot, Ash! Why would you use an antivirus from Vermilion to delete an app from Vermilion!?" Misty quickly scolded.
"Misty, please don't use foul language!"
Sage Brock, standing to the side, interrupted her with righteous indignation, his eyes wide and round.
Misty: "..."
Ash's eyes darted around as a brilliant plan formed in his mind.
"Pokedex, then install a Pallet Town Security Butler for me!"
Pallet Town was a pure and flawless town; there was absolutely no way it would have any of that messy, bundled junk software.
Then he would use the Pallet Town Security Butler to wipe out the Vermilion Butler in one fell swoop!
Pokedex: "Searching..."
"Pallet Town Security Butler not found. Replacing keywords..."
"Viridian Safety Butler installed successfully. Mt. Silver Antivirus installed successfully. Alola Guardian installed successfully..."
The Pokedex installed three antivirus programs in a row.
Misty and Brock: "..."
How could it be possible to install four different companies' antivirus software on one computer at the same time?
Weren't they afraid the Pokedex would just explode?
Seeing this, however, Ash's eyes shone with unprecedented brilliance. He slapped the Pokedex, his blood boiling with excitement.
"Then delete each other! Let's see who survives!"
Damn it!
I'm such a genius at fixing the Pokedex!
Brock and Misty: "..."
Legend has it that in a remote area of the Sinnoh Region, there was a certain Ancient Tribe that had a unique and barbaric method for training Poison-type Pokémon.
They would throw five extremely poisonous Pokémon—Arbok, Drapion, Toxicroak, Scolipede, and Toxtricity—into a confined space and let them fight to the death.
They called this method Gu Cultivation.
In the end, only one Pokémon would walk out alive, becoming the most powerful Gu King!
Although the method was bloody and cruel, it could produce a true, peerless poison.
However, it was said that last month, they were reported by concerned local residents, and now the entire tribe has been arrested for re-education through labor, to be baptized by progressive new ideas.
And now, Ash's astounding move of installing four antivirus programs in his Pokedex at the same time... the sense of déjà vu was too strong.
The Pokedex can be used for Gu Cultivation?
You’re something else, Ash!
Soon, the Pokédex was placed on a high platform. Its fan began to whir, indicating that the CPU was running at high speed. The bloody and brutal Gu Cultivation inside was proceeding in full swing.
The three of them backed away several meters, afraid the Pokedex would just explode.
"Ash, are you sure your Pokedex isn't a SAN brand?" Misty asked tentatively.
Ash smiled confidently.
"Don't worry, everyone in Pallet Town uses IP."
(end of chapter)
2024-05-15 Author: Samsung Charmander (Author Name)
After resting for a night in Lavender Town, Ash and his companions began heading west toward Saffron City.
Between Lavender Town and Saffron City was a flat main road, situated on slightly elevated ground, offering an expansive view. On both sides stretched endless forests and shrubs, lush, green, and full of life.
The wild Pokémon that occasionally flew past or darted out startled the three of them into crying out in alarm.
Soon, the sky darkened to dusk. Seeing that there was no way they could reach Saffron City that night, the trio decided to find an open, rocky area to camp for the night.
Nearby, Sage Brock had already set up the dining table and stove. With large, sparkling eyes, he was humming a little tune, cheerfully preparing to cook.
"Mii mii~~"
"Mii mii~~"
A few butterfly-like Pokémon suddenly flew out from the nearby bushes. With their white, transparent wings, soft blue bodies, and a pair of large red eyes, they were more cute than beautiful.
As they danced in the air, a sparkling white powder sprinkled from their wings, landing around Sage Brock. He subconsciously held out his palms to catch it.
For a moment, the scene before them became incredibly sacred and immaculate.
Ash and Misty: "..."
Damn it, the more they looked at Teacher Brock, the more his style seemed off!
Once they got to Saffron City, they were locking him in the Pokémon Center!
Twenty-five hours facing Nurse Joy! They had to make him once again bloom with the radiance that belonged only to a Rock-Solid Will!
The trio's gazes were drawn to the two Butterfree, and they all looked up.
"Pokedex Beep. Butterfree, the Fallen Pokémon. It forsook the dragon's bloodline but grew wings. It is the product of a Metapod's fallen evolution."
The Pokedex reported automatically.
Ash quickly released his own Metapod. A red light flashed, and a giant, green, banana-shaped Pokémon landed on the ground with a "thud," creating a small crater.
At this moment, the Metapod's physique was at least 150% that of a normal Metapod. Its eyes were resolute, and the black cracks on its green body exuded a faint, mystical aura.
It flicked its eyes upward, taking in the fluttering dance of the two Butterfree, and an intense feeling of disdain arose within it.
It could have evolved into a mighty sky dragon, yet it coveted a moment of convenience to casually evolve into a winged insect?
Foolish!
In this world, there was nothing more tempting than evolving into a Rayquaza!
Ash was infected by its fighting spirit. He fiercely slapped the Metapod, completely ignoring the metallic "clang" that rang out from his palm, and shouted:
"That's right! We will definitely evolve into the most powerful Rayquaza and one day soar through the nine heavens of Kanto!"
"Pod! Pod!!"
The human and the bug Pokémon seethed with passion.
Misty: "..."
It seemed like both of her companions had something wrong with their heads now.
But surprisingly, the Pokedex didn't fall silent after it finished speaking this time. Instead, with a sudden "ding," as if it had received some kind of notification, it began to speak again in its mechanical voice.
*"So This Is How Butterfree Take Off! The Citizens of Saffron City Knelt After Hearing This!"*
The three of them: "?"
"For the next week, a level-seven southeasterly wind will blow in the eastern suburbs of Saffron City. Passing tourists will have the chance to appreciate the mass migration of Butterfree flocks. What a rare and beautiful sight! Next, please watch the detailed Butterfree information our editor has prepared for everyone. Beedrill, the gentle Pokémon, is a kind insect Pokémon that rarely attacks humans..."
The three of them: "?"
Ash quickly reached out a finger to pause the audio, then switched the Pokedex to its main interface, only to discover that several apps had been unknowingly installed.
Vermilion Highlights.
Vermilion Headlines.
DouYe.
KuaiKu.
There were also nearly ten news pop-ups.
*"If Your Monthly Salary Reaches 3000, You Should Visit the Seafoam Islands"*
*"Learn These Few Tricks, and Even a Rattata Can Overthrow Champion Lance"*
*"The Dark Information the Pokémon League Never Publicly Announced"*
Ash scratched his head. Looking at the titles, he felt the urge to click on every single one. He quickly shook his head, strengthening his resolve and shouting:
"Damn it! When did I install this stuff?"
"Pokedex Beep. The Trainer passed through Vermilion City and connected to Vermilion City's public Wi-Fi. The system automatically installed them," the Pokedex replied.
The reason there had been no notification after so many days was that these apps all came with a default setting not to send alerts for fifteen days.
First, lay low and take root.
After fifteen days, it would have already sprouted.
Where the leaves of Vermilion dance, a fire also burns.
Ash was furious. Wasn't this just bundleware? He couldn't encourage such crooked practices. He immediately shouted:
"Delete them all for me! I only want a clean Pokedex!"
"Pokedex Beep. Beginning to delete Vermilion Headlines..."
"Pokedex Beep. Deletion failed."
"Pokedex Beep. Initiating Plan B: Installing Vermilion Butler..."
"Pokedex Beep. Attempting to use Vermilion Butler to delete Vermilion Headlines..."
"Pokedex Beep. Deletion failed."
Ash: "?"
"You idiot, Ash! Why would you use an antivirus from Vermilion to delete an app from Vermilion!?" Misty quickly scolded.
"Misty, please don't use foul language!"
Sage Brock, standing to the side, interrupted her with righteous indignation, his eyes wide and round.
Misty: "..."
Ash's eyes darted around as a brilliant plan formed in his mind.
"Pokedex, then install a Pallet Town Security Butler for me!"
Pallet Town was a pure and flawless town; there was absolutely no way it would have any of that messy, bundled junk software.
Then he would use the Pallet Town Security Butler to wipe out the Vermilion Butler in one fell swoop!
Pokedex: "Searching..."
"Pallet Town Security Butler not found. Replacing keywords..."
"Viridian Safety Butler installed successfully. Mt. Silver Antivirus installed successfully. Alola Guardian installed successfully..."
The Pokedex installed three antivirus programs in a row.
Misty and Brock: "..."
How could it be possible to install four different companies' antivirus software on one computer at the same time?
Weren't they afraid the Pokedex would just explode?
Seeing this, however, Ash's eyes shone with unprecedented brilliance. He slapped the Pokedex, his blood boiling with excitement.
"Then delete each other! Let's see who survives!"
Damn it!
I'm such a genius at fixing the Pokedex!
Brock and Misty: "..."
Legend has it that in a remote area of the Sinnoh Region, there was a certain Ancient Tribe that had a unique and barbaric method for training Poison-type Pokémon.
They would throw five extremely poisonous Pokémon—Arbok, Drapion, Toxicroak, Scolipede, and Toxtricity—into a confined space and let them fight to the death.
They called this method Gu Cultivation.
In the end, only one Pokémon would walk out alive, becoming the most powerful Gu King!
Although the method was bloody and cruel, it could produce a true, peerless poison.
However, it was said that last month, they were reported by concerned local residents, and now the entire tribe has been arrested for re-education through labor, to be baptized by progressive new ideas.
And now, Ash's astounding move of installing four antivirus programs in his Pokedex at the same time... the sense of déjà vu was too strong.
The Pokedex can be used for Gu Cultivation?
You’re something else, Ash!
Soon, the Pokédex was placed on a high platform. Its fan began to whir, indicating that the CPU was running at high speed. The bloody and brutal Gu Cultivation inside was proceeding in full swing.
The three of them backed away several meters, afraid the Pokedex would just explode.
"Ash, are you sure your Pokedex isn't a SAN brand?" Misty asked tentatively.
Ash smiled confidently.
"Don't worry, everyone in Pallet Town uses IP."
(end of chapter)
