Reading settings
Chapter 77: Tang San's Killing Intent.
April 4, 2023 Author: Fu Hejun
"Ugh~~~~!"
As soon as Zhao Wuji, Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun appeared, they were directly hit by Tang San's fart, instantly felt completely unwell.
They felt as if even their noses were defiled by the stench, their stomachs churned, and the overwhelming smell temporarily robbed them of their combat ability. All they could do was vomit frantically.
While it was said they lost their combat ability, Zhao Wuji was actually fine. As long as he wished, he could temporarily suppress the discomfort with his profound soul power and continue fighting. The other three, however, were miserable, vomiting profusely as if they were throwing up their entire stomachs.
Tang San, with his bare butt, seeing the four seemingly temporarily incapacitated, felt a surge of killing intent quietly rise within him. Such an embarrassing incident, witnessed directly by others, was something the self-proclaimed pure and untainted Tang could not accept, neither emotionally nor rationally! Only by silencing them and eliminating all who knew, could the secret be preserved forever.
Zhao Wuji, however, was an old fox, extremely sensitive to killing intent. Upon sensing Tang San's killing intent, his heart immediately clenched! If any other student dared to harbor killing intent towards him, old Zhao would not hesitate; he would definitely strike first and eliminate the little brat without a second thought.
But he dared not kill Tang San, after all, the boy's father was the Haotian Douluo, who was extremely protective, bullying, and utterly lacking in a strong cultivator's bearing. Once Tang San died here, even if he could conceal it perfectly, making Tang Hao believe Tang San wasn't killed by him but by other strong cultivators or soul beasts, he would still definitely incur wrath!
After all, Tang Hao now only had this one son left and had placed all his hopes on him. But now that his son was gone, it meant all hope would be lost.
A madman with no hope is the most terrifying. Because he would have nothing, and nothing left to lose. He certainly wouldn't mind casually killing a few people to vent his anger. By then, the entire Shrek Academy would inevitably become a river of blood!
Therefore, regarding Tang San, Zhao Wuji knew he couldn't kill him. So, in this situation, he could only play dumb, pretending not to know and just let it pass.
"Cough, cough!!"
After a few light coughs, Zhao Wuji waved his large hand, releasing his soul power, forming a strong wind, and blowing away the surrounding yellowish-green mist.
Looking at the bare-buttocked Tang San, he chuckled inwardly. On the surface, however, he remained impassive, as if he hadn't noticed his disheveled state. He scanned his surroundings, then said with a strange look on his face, "Strange, where did this mist come from?"
As he spoke, he acted as if he hadn't seen Tang San, and nonchalantly bent down to pick up Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun, who were still vomiting, hoisting them onto his shoulders. As if nothing had happened, he left the place.
Upon seeing Zhao Wuji's actions, Tang San knew he was being given an out. He pretended not to know and left the area. The killing intent in his heart slightly diminished, while he also considered the potential consequences of killing these few people.
Ultimately, considering Yu Xiaogang, and the fact that Flander was Yu Xiaogang's friend... also, their interactions at Shrek during this period had been quite good. Tang San still temporarily abandoned his plan to silence them.
"Whew!"
Letting out a long breath, Tang San's face twitched. He had never dreamed that the soul skill from this Torso Soul Bone would actually be farting. It was just like his teacher, seemingly purely for comedic effect.
Never mind, things had come to this. Since it had already been fused, what more could he do? At worst, he just wouldn't use this soul skill in the future.
After making an effort to compose himself, Tang San began to attend to his personal hygiene. He washed himself with the water he carried, then changed into a new pair of pants. As for the ripped pants, he burned them with a single flame, destroying the evidence!
After washing up and putting on new clothes, he was once again the elegant and untainted Young Master Tang.
Meanwhile.
After Zhao Wuji led Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun to a more distant spot, he looked at the three green-faced individuals. He couldn't help but twitch his lips. It seemed that earlier fart wasn't just smelly; it must have also contained poison!
"Oscar, take out your detoxification sausage," Zhao Wuji urged.
Upon hearing this, the green-faced Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun's eyes immediately lit up. That's right, Oscar still had a detoxification sausage.
"Ugh... I've got a Big Sausage!"
"Ugh!... I've got a small sausage..."
While vomiting, Oscar used his soul power to summon two sausages, one large and one small. Zhao Wuji immediately reached out, snatched them, and began eating. He wasn't completely unaffected either; he had merely suppressed it temporarily with his profound soul power.
With the two sausages taken, Oscar didn't mind. He continued to chant his soul incantation and successively created six more sausages, giving them to Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and himself to eat, respectively.
After Zhao Wuji and the other three ate the two sausages that possessed healing and detoxification abilities, their conditions finally began to recover.
"My goodness... that fart Lan Wu let out just now was too stinky, it almost suffocated me," Ma Hongjun said, his face full of lingering fear. The other two had similar expressions, nodding in agreement with his statement.
"I never expected that kid, who looks like a proper person, would actually..." The trio's impression of Tang San underwent a drastic change at this moment. The filter that came with the Blue Silver Emperor bloodline was naturally shattered.
"You three, listen to me carefully!"
Zhao Wuji's face darkened, and he said sternly to the three, "What happened today, bury it deep inside! None of you are allowed to speak of it, and especially don't mention it in front of Lan Wu! Act as if it never happened, do you all understand!"
"Teacher Zhao, are you afraid he'll be embarrassed? We understand..." Dai Mubai misunderstood his meaning, but still nodded to indicate he would. Oscar and Ma Hongjun also nodded, but they were somewhat nonchalant. They might casually mention it later.
"You three, don't think I'm joking with you!" Zhao Wuji said with a gloomy face, "Just now, I felt a very clear killing intent from that kid! That kid actually wanted to kill us to silence us! If you don't want to die, then keep this matter buried deep inside you! Act as if it never happened, otherwise, no one can protect you."
"No way, he wanted to kill us?" Oscar was greatly surprised to hear this. He never expected that after being classmates, Tang San would actually want to kill them over such a small matter.
"Hmph, for some people, face can sometimes be more important than life itself," Zhao Wuji snorted coldly and said, "That kid has very strong backing, and our Shrek can absolutely not afford to offend him. If you want to save your lives, listen to me and pretend you didn't see what happened earlier."
"Teacher Zhao, we understand!"
Hearing him speak so earnestly, Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun also knew he wasn't joking and finally dropped their perfunctory attitudes. They nodded seriously and said, "We'll act as if we never saw him fart today!"
"Very good, remember, act as if it never happened!"
Zhao Wuji nodded in satisfaction, not forgetting to repeat his admonition, which showed just how wary he was.
After the four rested and recuperated for a while, they began to walk out of the forest.
After a period of time, the four heard a shout coming from behind them.
"Teacher Zhao! Boss Dai! Little Oscar! Fatty!"
They saw Tang San, now in a new set of clothes, running quickly towards them while shouting their names.
Zhao Wuji and the other three, who had already discussed this beforehand, seeing Tang San pretending as if nothing had happened, naturally played along.
"Lan Wu, it's great that you're alright."
Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun went up to him and showed concern for him as usual. Zhao Wuji also said with a smile from the side, "Alright, kids, since everyone's fine, let's leave this dreadful place soon."
"Yay, we can finally leave this place!"
The few of them cheered, their interactions appearing natural and harmonious, showing no trace of the awkward incident they had encountered earlier. One could only say that while women are born actresses, men are not necessarily less so.
(end of chapter)
April 4, 2023 Author: Fu Hejun
"Ugh~~~~!"
As soon as Zhao Wuji, Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun appeared, they were directly hit by Tang San's fart, instantly felt completely unwell.
They felt as if even their noses were defiled by the stench, their stomachs churned, and the overwhelming smell temporarily robbed them of their combat ability. All they could do was vomit frantically.
While it was said they lost their combat ability, Zhao Wuji was actually fine. As long as he wished, he could temporarily suppress the discomfort with his profound soul power and continue fighting. The other three, however, were miserable, vomiting profusely as if they were throwing up their entire stomachs.
Tang San, with his bare butt, seeing the four seemingly temporarily incapacitated, felt a surge of killing intent quietly rise within him. Such an embarrassing incident, witnessed directly by others, was something the self-proclaimed pure and untainted Tang could not accept, neither emotionally nor rationally! Only by silencing them and eliminating all who knew, could the secret be preserved forever.
Zhao Wuji, however, was an old fox, extremely sensitive to killing intent. Upon sensing Tang San's killing intent, his heart immediately clenched! If any other student dared to harbor killing intent towards him, old Zhao would not hesitate; he would definitely strike first and eliminate the little brat without a second thought.
But he dared not kill Tang San, after all, the boy's father was the Haotian Douluo, who was extremely protective, bullying, and utterly lacking in a strong cultivator's bearing. Once Tang San died here, even if he could conceal it perfectly, making Tang Hao believe Tang San wasn't killed by him but by other strong cultivators or soul beasts, he would still definitely incur wrath!
After all, Tang Hao now only had this one son left and had placed all his hopes on him. But now that his son was gone, it meant all hope would be lost.
A madman with no hope is the most terrifying. Because he would have nothing, and nothing left to lose. He certainly wouldn't mind casually killing a few people to vent his anger. By then, the entire Shrek Academy would inevitably become a river of blood!
Therefore, regarding Tang San, Zhao Wuji knew he couldn't kill him. So, in this situation, he could only play dumb, pretending not to know and just let it pass.
"Cough, cough!!"
After a few light coughs, Zhao Wuji waved his large hand, releasing his soul power, forming a strong wind, and blowing away the surrounding yellowish-green mist.
Looking at the bare-buttocked Tang San, he chuckled inwardly. On the surface, however, he remained impassive, as if he hadn't noticed his disheveled state. He scanned his surroundings, then said with a strange look on his face, "Strange, where did this mist come from?"
As he spoke, he acted as if he hadn't seen Tang San, and nonchalantly bent down to pick up Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun, who were still vomiting, hoisting them onto his shoulders. As if nothing had happened, he left the place.
Upon seeing Zhao Wuji's actions, Tang San knew he was being given an out. He pretended not to know and left the area. The killing intent in his heart slightly diminished, while he also considered the potential consequences of killing these few people.
Ultimately, considering Yu Xiaogang, and the fact that Flander was Yu Xiaogang's friend... also, their interactions at Shrek during this period had been quite good. Tang San still temporarily abandoned his plan to silence them.
"Whew!"
Letting out a long breath, Tang San's face twitched. He had never dreamed that the soul skill from this Torso Soul Bone would actually be farting. It was just like his teacher, seemingly purely for comedic effect.
Never mind, things had come to this. Since it had already been fused, what more could he do? At worst, he just wouldn't use this soul skill in the future.
After making an effort to compose himself, Tang San began to attend to his personal hygiene. He washed himself with the water he carried, then changed into a new pair of pants. As for the ripped pants, he burned them with a single flame, destroying the evidence!
After washing up and putting on new clothes, he was once again the elegant and untainted Young Master Tang.
Meanwhile.
After Zhao Wuji led Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun to a more distant spot, he looked at the three green-faced individuals. He couldn't help but twitch his lips. It seemed that earlier fart wasn't just smelly; it must have also contained poison!
"Oscar, take out your detoxification sausage," Zhao Wuji urged.
Upon hearing this, the green-faced Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun's eyes immediately lit up. That's right, Oscar still had a detoxification sausage.
"Ugh... I've got a Big Sausage!"
"Ugh!... I've got a small sausage..."
While vomiting, Oscar used his soul power to summon two sausages, one large and one small. Zhao Wuji immediately reached out, snatched them, and began eating. He wasn't completely unaffected either; he had merely suppressed it temporarily with his profound soul power.
With the two sausages taken, Oscar didn't mind. He continued to chant his soul incantation and successively created six more sausages, giving them to Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and himself to eat, respectively.
After Zhao Wuji and the other three ate the two sausages that possessed healing and detoxification abilities, their conditions finally began to recover.
"My goodness... that fart Lan Wu let out just now was too stinky, it almost suffocated me," Ma Hongjun said, his face full of lingering fear. The other two had similar expressions, nodding in agreement with his statement.
"I never expected that kid, who looks like a proper person, would actually..." The trio's impression of Tang San underwent a drastic change at this moment. The filter that came with the Blue Silver Emperor bloodline was naturally shattered.
"You three, listen to me carefully!"
Zhao Wuji's face darkened, and he said sternly to the three, "What happened today, bury it deep inside! None of you are allowed to speak of it, and especially don't mention it in front of Lan Wu! Act as if it never happened, do you all understand!"
"Teacher Zhao, are you afraid he'll be embarrassed? We understand..." Dai Mubai misunderstood his meaning, but still nodded to indicate he would. Oscar and Ma Hongjun also nodded, but they were somewhat nonchalant. They might casually mention it later.
"You three, don't think I'm joking with you!" Zhao Wuji said with a gloomy face, "Just now, I felt a very clear killing intent from that kid! That kid actually wanted to kill us to silence us! If you don't want to die, then keep this matter buried deep inside you! Act as if it never happened, otherwise, no one can protect you."
"No way, he wanted to kill us?" Oscar was greatly surprised to hear this. He never expected that after being classmates, Tang San would actually want to kill them over such a small matter.
"Hmph, for some people, face can sometimes be more important than life itself," Zhao Wuji snorted coldly and said, "That kid has very strong backing, and our Shrek can absolutely not afford to offend him. If you want to save your lives, listen to me and pretend you didn't see what happened earlier."
"Teacher Zhao, we understand!"
Hearing him speak so earnestly, Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun also knew he wasn't joking and finally dropped their perfunctory attitudes. They nodded seriously and said, "We'll act as if we never saw him fart today!"
"Very good, remember, act as if it never happened!"
Zhao Wuji nodded in satisfaction, not forgetting to repeat his admonition, which showed just how wary he was.
After the four rested and recuperated for a while, they began to walk out of the forest.
After a period of time, the four heard a shout coming from behind them.
"Teacher Zhao! Boss Dai! Little Oscar! Fatty!"
They saw Tang San, now in a new set of clothes, running quickly towards them while shouting their names.
Zhao Wuji and the other three, who had already discussed this beforehand, seeing Tang San pretending as if nothing had happened, naturally played along.
"Lan Wu, it's great that you're alright."
Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun went up to him and showed concern for him as usual. Zhao Wuji also said with a smile from the side, "Alright, kids, since everyone's fine, let's leave this dreadful place soon."
"Yay, we can finally leave this place!"
The few of them cheered, their interactions appearing natural and harmonious, showing no trace of the awkward incident they had encountered earlier. One could only say that while women are born actresses, men are not necessarily less so.
(end of chapter)
