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Chapter 99
Chapter 99: Tang San Eats a Big Sausage
2024-07-17 Author: Xianyu Wangyue
Dai Mubai was a little disbelieving. He asked, “Can I see your face?”
Although he and Zhu Zhuqing had never spent much time together, they had met a few times in their childhood. Even after so many years, her appearance shouldn't have changed that much.
Zhu Zhuqing’s voice was cold as she said, “Apologies, but my name is not Zhu Zhuqing. I am Zhu Qing. Zhu Zhuqing is my older cousin. What is your relationship with her?”
Dai Mubai hesitated for a moment before saying, “My name is Dai Mubai. You should have heard about my relationship with her.”
Zhu Zhuqing said, “Apologies, but I have not.”
“Are you from a side branch of the Zhu Family?” Dai Mubai probed.
This girl didn't know about the relationship between him and Zhu Zhuqing, so she likely wasn't from the Zhu Family's main branch.
Some members of the Zhu Family's side branches didn't live in Star Luo City. Some of these branches had a lower status, so it was perfectly normal for them not to know about the marriage alliance between Zhu Zhuqing and the prince.
“Yes,” Zhu Zhuqing nodded.
Dai Mubai breathed a sigh of relief, feeling a bit fortunate.
He now believed that the person before him was not Zhu Zhuqing. If she were, given the situation yesterday, it would have been impossible for her not to react.
The Zhu Family’s Nether Spirit Cat martial soul was a top-tier martial soul to begin with. It wasn't strange for a side branch to produce a respectable genius.
“Mubai, stop dawdling. Hurry up and take them inside,” the old man urged.
Then, he said to Ning Rongrong, “You go on ahead and test for the other items. I’ll go get the healing teacher for you.”
“Okay, thank you, Teacher,” Ning Rongrong said.
“Everyone, please follow me,” Dai Mubai said enthusiastically, leading the way.
Ning Rongrong fell behind, ashamed. She had wanted to show off her martial soul, but she never expected that every single one of these people was a super genius. The feeling of failing to show off was truly mortifying.
As they walked in, they saw wooden houses everywhere, simple to the extreme. It was clear just how poor Shrek Academy was.
Dai Mubai turned his head and asked Aotian, “Brother, what’s your name?”
“My name is Aotian. As for the word ‘brother,’ you’d best not use it so casually.”
“Why?” Dai Mubai was stunned for a moment.
“Because you can’t afford the consequences,” Aotian said flatly.
Dai Mubai was so angry he let out a laugh. “Heh heh.”
He had never seen such an arrogant kid, even more arrogant than himself.
He had originally wanted to chat a bit more with Aotian to build a rapport, but now, there was no need.
When he thought about how the final stage was a combat assessment, and that he would be the examiner, a smirk involuntarily rose to Dai Mubai’s lips.
*I’ll show you who can’t afford the consequences in a moment. Talent doesn't represent strength…*
Dai Mubai glanced coolly at Gu Yuena, who was behind them, and thought, *If I defeat this brat, I wonder how she will react?*
Originally, Dai Mubai had wanted to strike up a conversation with Gu Yuena to find out her name, but for now, he had to abandon that thought.
Once he had given this Aotian a sound thrashing and established his prestige as the number one student of Shrek Academy, his words would carry weight.
No one spoke again as they arrived at a clearing.
Although the condition for the first stage just now had been harsh, quite a few people had met it and were now lined up, testing one by one.
At the very back of the line was Tang San. He was holding a Big Sausage and eating it with great relish.
Next to Tang San, a man with a full beard was pushing a small cart piled high with Big Sausages and Small Sausages, which emitted an alluring aroma.
“Selling Sausages, hey! Oscar brand Sausage! Big, long, and delicious! I guarantee you’ll want more after just one bite!”
The bearded man shouted loudly. Besides Tang San, several other people were also eating the sausages with great gusto, praising them endlessly as they ate.
As the bearded man watched the girls’ rosy little mouths take bite after bite of the Big Sausage, his eyes glinted with a hidden, evil light.
A wave of annoyance rose in Dai Mubai’s heart. He yelled, “Oscar, who told you that you could sell sausages here?”
His shout instantly drew everyone’s attention.
When they saw the people behind Dai Mubai, the boys and girls present nearly turned to stone collectively.
“So handsome.”
“So beautiful.”
Tang San’s eyes lit up, a smile appearing on his face.
Oscar’s pair of long, alluring peach-blossom eyes were fixed tightly on the most beautiful one, Gu Yuena, and they were practically glowing green. His throat bobbed as he found himself unable to look away.
Seeing Oscar’s gaze, how could Dai Mubai not understand his intentions? He had been around Oscar for several years and knew his personality all too well.
“Aotian, you guys are here,” Tang San said in greeting.
Dai Mubai was a little surprised that Tang San actually knew Aotian. He said, “Tang San, you can’t eat that sausage.”
“Why not? This sausage is delicious. I’ve already checked it; there’s nothing wrong with it.” As Tang San spoke, he took another large bite, chewed a few times, and swallowed it down.
“This sausage smells great, and after eating it, my stomach feels all warm and fuzzy,” he added.
Dai Mubai said bluntly, “Oscar, make a sausage right here on the spot for everyone to see.”
“Let’s not, Boss Dai.”
“I’ve warned you more than once not to sell sausages in the Academy. Do you want all the future junior students to be disgusted by you?”
Oscar gave an awkward smile and was about to flee with his cart.
Dai Mubai grabbed his cart and said forcefully, “Make one right now.”
Standing at the back, Aotian snapped his fingers. Oscar suddenly felt a jolt of resolve and said, “I’ll do it.”
“I, your father, have a—Big Sausage!” he cried out lewdly. Two yellow soul rings rose from beneath his feet, and a new Big Sausage materialized in his right hand.
“Blegh…” The girls who had just been eating with greasy mouths couldn't take it anymore and began to vomit violently.
Tang San was chewing on a large mouthful of sausage. The instant he swallowed, he heard Oscar’s soul incantation.
His face instantly looked as if he were constipated. His facial muscles twitched. The chewed-up sausage was still in his esophagus when a wave of nausea rose from his stomach, making him want to spew it all out.
Tang San hurriedly activated his Mysterious Heaven Skill to suppress the urge to vomit and forced himself to swallow that mouthful of sausage.
He couldn't throw up. If he did, his image would be completely ruined.
After chanting his soul incantation, Oscar looked a little dazed. When he saw that all the girls had started vomiting, his scalp went numb. He pushed his little cart and fled like a madman.
“Tang San, are you alright?” Dai Mubai asked with concern when he noticed Tang San’s pale face.
“I’m fine. That Oscar’s soul incantation is really a bit… special,” Tang San said, forcing a smile.
His words triggered another round of violent vomiting from the girls in front.
Dai Mubai patted Tang San’s shoulder and said in a profound and heartfelt tone, “It’s good that you’re fine. In the future, it’s best not to eat his sausages if you can help it.”
At the back, Aotian and Gu Yuena’s expressions were as calm as ever. Xiao Wu kept muttering in disgust, “There’s not a single decent person in this Shrek Academy.”
Dai Mubai looked a little embarrassed and said, “Don’t bother queuing. I’ll take you straight through this stage of the assessment.”
(end of chapter)
2024-07-17 Author: Xianyu Wangyue
Dai Mubai was a little disbelieving. He asked, “Can I see your face?”
Although he and Zhu Zhuqing had never spent much time together, they had met a few times in their childhood. Even after so many years, her appearance shouldn't have changed that much.
Zhu Zhuqing’s voice was cold as she said, “Apologies, but my name is not Zhu Zhuqing. I am Zhu Qing. Zhu Zhuqing is my older cousin. What is your relationship with her?”
Dai Mubai hesitated for a moment before saying, “My name is Dai Mubai. You should have heard about my relationship with her.”
Zhu Zhuqing said, “Apologies, but I have not.”
“Are you from a side branch of the Zhu Family?” Dai Mubai probed.
This girl didn't know about the relationship between him and Zhu Zhuqing, so she likely wasn't from the Zhu Family's main branch.
Some members of the Zhu Family's side branches didn't live in Star Luo City. Some of these branches had a lower status, so it was perfectly normal for them not to know about the marriage alliance between Zhu Zhuqing and the prince.
“Yes,” Zhu Zhuqing nodded.
Dai Mubai breathed a sigh of relief, feeling a bit fortunate.
He now believed that the person before him was not Zhu Zhuqing. If she were, given the situation yesterday, it would have been impossible for her not to react.
The Zhu Family’s Nether Spirit Cat martial soul was a top-tier martial soul to begin with. It wasn't strange for a side branch to produce a respectable genius.
“Mubai, stop dawdling. Hurry up and take them inside,” the old man urged.
Then, he said to Ning Rongrong, “You go on ahead and test for the other items. I’ll go get the healing teacher for you.”
“Okay, thank you, Teacher,” Ning Rongrong said.
“Everyone, please follow me,” Dai Mubai said enthusiastically, leading the way.
Ning Rongrong fell behind, ashamed. She had wanted to show off her martial soul, but she never expected that every single one of these people was a super genius. The feeling of failing to show off was truly mortifying.
As they walked in, they saw wooden houses everywhere, simple to the extreme. It was clear just how poor Shrek Academy was.
Dai Mubai turned his head and asked Aotian, “Brother, what’s your name?”
“My name is Aotian. As for the word ‘brother,’ you’d best not use it so casually.”
“Why?” Dai Mubai was stunned for a moment.
“Because you can’t afford the consequences,” Aotian said flatly.
Dai Mubai was so angry he let out a laugh. “Heh heh.”
He had never seen such an arrogant kid, even more arrogant than himself.
He had originally wanted to chat a bit more with Aotian to build a rapport, but now, there was no need.
When he thought about how the final stage was a combat assessment, and that he would be the examiner, a smirk involuntarily rose to Dai Mubai’s lips.
*I’ll show you who can’t afford the consequences in a moment. Talent doesn't represent strength…*
Dai Mubai glanced coolly at Gu Yuena, who was behind them, and thought, *If I defeat this brat, I wonder how she will react?*
Originally, Dai Mubai had wanted to strike up a conversation with Gu Yuena to find out her name, but for now, he had to abandon that thought.
Once he had given this Aotian a sound thrashing and established his prestige as the number one student of Shrek Academy, his words would carry weight.
No one spoke again as they arrived at a clearing.
Although the condition for the first stage just now had been harsh, quite a few people had met it and were now lined up, testing one by one.
At the very back of the line was Tang San. He was holding a Big Sausage and eating it with great relish.
Next to Tang San, a man with a full beard was pushing a small cart piled high with Big Sausages and Small Sausages, which emitted an alluring aroma.
“Selling Sausages, hey! Oscar brand Sausage! Big, long, and delicious! I guarantee you’ll want more after just one bite!”
The bearded man shouted loudly. Besides Tang San, several other people were also eating the sausages with great gusto, praising them endlessly as they ate.
As the bearded man watched the girls’ rosy little mouths take bite after bite of the Big Sausage, his eyes glinted with a hidden, evil light.
A wave of annoyance rose in Dai Mubai’s heart. He yelled, “Oscar, who told you that you could sell sausages here?”
His shout instantly drew everyone’s attention.
When they saw the people behind Dai Mubai, the boys and girls present nearly turned to stone collectively.
“So handsome.”
“So beautiful.”
Tang San’s eyes lit up, a smile appearing on his face.
Oscar’s pair of long, alluring peach-blossom eyes were fixed tightly on the most beautiful one, Gu Yuena, and they were practically glowing green. His throat bobbed as he found himself unable to look away.
Seeing Oscar’s gaze, how could Dai Mubai not understand his intentions? He had been around Oscar for several years and knew his personality all too well.
“Aotian, you guys are here,” Tang San said in greeting.
Dai Mubai was a little surprised that Tang San actually knew Aotian. He said, “Tang San, you can’t eat that sausage.”
“Why not? This sausage is delicious. I’ve already checked it; there’s nothing wrong with it.” As Tang San spoke, he took another large bite, chewed a few times, and swallowed it down.
“This sausage smells great, and after eating it, my stomach feels all warm and fuzzy,” he added.
Dai Mubai said bluntly, “Oscar, make a sausage right here on the spot for everyone to see.”
“Let’s not, Boss Dai.”
“I’ve warned you more than once not to sell sausages in the Academy. Do you want all the future junior students to be disgusted by you?”
Oscar gave an awkward smile and was about to flee with his cart.
Dai Mubai grabbed his cart and said forcefully, “Make one right now.”
Standing at the back, Aotian snapped his fingers. Oscar suddenly felt a jolt of resolve and said, “I’ll do it.”
“I, your father, have a—Big Sausage!” he cried out lewdly. Two yellow soul rings rose from beneath his feet, and a new Big Sausage materialized in his right hand.
“Blegh…” The girls who had just been eating with greasy mouths couldn't take it anymore and began to vomit violently.
Tang San was chewing on a large mouthful of sausage. The instant he swallowed, he heard Oscar’s soul incantation.
His face instantly looked as if he were constipated. His facial muscles twitched. The chewed-up sausage was still in his esophagus when a wave of nausea rose from his stomach, making him want to spew it all out.
Tang San hurriedly activated his Mysterious Heaven Skill to suppress the urge to vomit and forced himself to swallow that mouthful of sausage.
He couldn't throw up. If he did, his image would be completely ruined.
After chanting his soul incantation, Oscar looked a little dazed. When he saw that all the girls had started vomiting, his scalp went numb. He pushed his little cart and fled like a madman.
“Tang San, are you alright?” Dai Mubai asked with concern when he noticed Tang San’s pale face.
“I’m fine. That Oscar’s soul incantation is really a bit… special,” Tang San said, forcing a smile.
His words triggered another round of violent vomiting from the girls in front.
Dai Mubai patted Tang San’s shoulder and said in a profound and heartfelt tone, “It’s good that you’re fine. In the future, it’s best not to eat his sausages if you can help it.”
At the back, Aotian and Gu Yuena’s expressions were as calm as ever. Xiao Wu kept muttering in disgust, “There’s not a single decent person in this Shrek Academy.”
Dai Mubai looked a little embarrassed and said, “Don’t bother queuing. I’ll take you straight through this stage of the assessment.”
(end of chapter)
