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Chapter 897 Cat's Paradise
The others turned their heads to look at Hissashi, who lowered his head to look at his mobile phone, replying with a calm face as he typed.
Indeed, an email was sent to his mobile phone:
"Master, Wu Ming's condition is a bit strange. It seems to be sick, but it won't go to Hospital."
The Email Address is from Feimo.
Since the Crows at each Stronghold could send messages, Feimo has rarely forwarded messages to him. And Wu Ming should be in Tokyo. Knowing that he is not in Tokyo, Feimo still suddenly sent him news about Tokyo, which suggests the situation is serious.
But being anxious now is useless. He can't fly back, and even if he could, it might not be as fast as the Shinkansen.
"I'll arrive in Tokyo in an Hour. Confirm Wu Ming's Location. If the situation is critical, find Amuro or anonymously contact the Pet Hospital directly to have them catch it."
"I'm watching it. It can wait until you get back, so don't worry. It doesn't look like it's going to die in a day or two."
"Symptoms?"
"Yesterday, when I returned from Fifteenth Night City and found it, I discovered it squatting in their Stronghold watching Kittens. It was crouching with a hunched back, very listless. I called it to get up, but it didn't move. So, I tugged on its Tail. When it dodged, it seemed a bit stiff, and surprisingly, it didn't even try to scratch me. I knew something was wrong. From yesterday, when I started watching it until now, it had diarrhea three times yesterday, once early this morning, and then it went to Poop once, but it didn't seem to actually Poop. The Key thing is, I watched it Poop, and it still didn't scratch me. It's definitely Ill."
Hissashi: "..."
It didn't even scratch Feimo? Uh-huh, it must be sick.
"Any Vomiting?"
"No."
"How about its eating Situation?"
"Very Normal. It ate both yesterday and today. Last night, I had a Seabird catch a fresh Fish and bring it over, and it ate quite a lot."
"Got it."
Hissashi put away his mobile phone, thinking about the common Illness Symptoms of Cat's Intestines and Stomach.
Wu Ming is a bit rambunctious, but Feimo is very attentive to Wu Ming. He should also take it more seriously.
Wu Ming is over a year old, so the Possibility of Feline Panleukopenia is low. Besides, Feline Panleukopenia usually presents with symptoms like refusing food, vomiting and diarrhea, increased Body Temperature, and lethargy. It's uncertain whether Wu Ming's Body Temperature is elevated, but since there's no Vomiting or food refusal, it can basically be ruled out.
The Symptoms of Inflammation and Feline Panleukopenia are very similar, but the lack of Vomiting and refusal to eat makes it less likely...
Suzuki Sonoko had been Staring at Chi Feichei as he typed on his mobile phone. Only when Chi Feichei put away his mobile phone did she look away, sighing as she asked, "Brother Hichiji, if you set aside Appearance and physique, what kind of Girl do you like? Our School has all sorts of Girls!"
Chi Feichei snapped out of his thoughts, "I can't set them aside."
Cats' Intestines and Stomach are delicate, and many Situations can cause diarrhea: Parasites, Intestines and Stomach flora imbalance, intestinal blockage, catching a cold... even Stress Response after being frightened or suddenly changing Environment can lead to diarrhea. Without seeing Wu Ming himself and doing a specific Inspection, he really can't make a Judgment.
Suzuki Sonoko was stunned. Chi Feichei's Words kept echoing in her mind:
'I can't set them aside... I can't set them aside...'
Mouri Ran gave a dry laugh, then another dry laugh, completely at a loss for words.
Is Brother Hichiji really this realistic?
"At least they have to be presentable," Chi Feichei said, stopping his thoughts about various Cat Illnesses, and added, "That would help establish a good First Impression. I haven't Considered other aspects for now."
He wouldn't dare to randomly mention Requests like Personality, lest he end up contradicting himself later. However, he felt it wouldn't be easy to find someone suitable, and he didn't expect any Girl to tolerate him anyway.
Suzuki Sonoko gave Chi Feichei a Half-Moon Eyes look, asking suspiciously, "Your Standard for 'presentable' is probably different from everyone else's, right? I think the Girls at Teitan High School are pretty good!"
"Don't even think about it. I don't have that Consideration right now," Chi Feichei said, looking directly at Suzuki Sonoko with a flat Tone. "Romance easily turns people into Psychopaths."
At least, that's how it is for him.
Those Girls should be thankful he's not interested. Otherwise, if he were rejected, he might learn from the Sun God Apollo and start making Harps...
"Uh," Mouri Ran tried to understand Chi Feichei's peculiar Statement. "Brother Hichiji, do you mean that Romance comes with a lot of Distress?"
"Sort of," Chi Feichei said.
"Then you really should wait a bit longer," Haibara Ai said seriously, remembering that Chi Feichei was still a patient in Recovery. "You're only twenty, no need to rush."
As for the two Misses they added after the Wedding, she'd Help Chatting with them first, to Confirm if their Personalities were good and check out the Situation before making any decisions.
...
An Hour Afterwards, the Train pulled into Tokyo Station.
Suzuki Sonoko had the Suzuki Family's Driver waiting to pick her up. Mori Kogoro and Doctor Agasa had also asked about the arrival Time and driven over In Advance.
Haibara Ai got into Doctor Agasa's Car and then noticed Chi Feichei hadn't moved. "Aren't you going to Doctor's House?"
"Yeah, Hassashi, come to my place for Dinner," Doctor Agasa said, glancing at the sky Outside. "It's almost six in the Afternoon already. I made Curry In Advance, so we can eat as soon as we get back!"
"I need to go to the Pet Hospital."
Chi Feichei Helped Haibara Ai close the Car Door, then Turn Around and left.
Uh-huh, this way he could also avoid explanations.
Doctor Agasa watched Chi Feichei hastily hail a Taxi and Get On The Bus, then blinked in surprise. "Did something happen at the Pet Hospital?"
Haibara Ai took out her mobile phone and searched for Recent News. Finding no Reports of any incidents at the Hospital, she guessed, "Maybe they're just too busy over there and he got roped into helping out."
Doctor Agasa Nodded. That was the most Possible Answer. He'd almost forgotten that Chi Feichei was a Veterinarian.
Chi Feichei took a Taxi to Wu Ming's Stronghold in Shinjuku Ward. Before arriving, he sent an Email to Feimo, Confirming that Wu Ming would wait for him to Come Over.
Shinjuku Ward is home to Tokyo's largest transfer Station, with convenient transportation and a large population of Travelers and foreigners. It also has places like Kabukicho, a district of extravagance and indulgence.
And in Tokyo's Crime Rate Area, Shinjuku Ward and Shibuya District are consistently in the top three every year. In such a Place, on the other side of the bustling Street District, there are naturally Areas that are either secluded or chaotic. The Crime Rate is very high in areas with a high concentration of Izakaya, with most Cases being caused by drunken brawls.
Wu Ming's Stronghold was in a nearly abandoned Park. To get there, he had to go through a Bar Street barely passable by Cars and then through a Residential Area filled with Old Apartment buildings. By the time Chi Feichei arrived, the sky had already darkened, and Employees leaving work were heading to Izakaya in groups for Dinner Party and drinks.
The Park's grounds were still relatively clean, with no Garbage piles Nearby. There were some old Entertainment facilities, including a Slide and Sand Pit. It must have been a small Amusement Park for Children to play in Before.
As Chi Feichei quickly walked into the Park, he scanned his surroundings.
Probably because Wu Ming had given them a heads-up, his arrival didn't trigger Vigilance among the Cats inside. A Group of Cats were doing their own thing. Three Calico Cats were Wild Run fighting above the Slide. One Cat got slapped and slid down the Slide, then immediately Turn Around and leaped back up to attack again. In the Sand Pit, a Cat had just dug in the sand, Leisurely wiping its Claws lightly on the sand before Turn Head to size him up.
This was an Amusement Park taken over by Stray Cats, and the Sand Pit was being used as a giant Cat Litter Box.
It was clear that these Cats were living well. None of them were particularly skinny, and they were all quite Vitality.
As expected. After All, this was a Team led by Cats with Spirituality. Wu Ming could think, summarize, and Study, and he was good at making Plans to get Food, directing operations, and even arranging Vigilance. The Subordinates Cats under him would definitely not be living too poorly.
"Caw--" A Crow landed On the Tree. Upon Seeing Chi Feichei, it flew towards the large Container piled up in the Park.
Chi Feichei followed the Crow around to the back of the Container and discovered that one side of the Container had been hollowed out. A Plastic Sheet hung above, drooping down, and the soft cries of Kittens faintly drifted out from inside.
It wasn't just one Kitten crying.
Hassashi curiously perched on Chi Feichei's Shoulder, watching. Just as it was about to say something, Feimo poked his head out from a Crack in the Plastic Sheet.
"Master, here!"
"No Need, I'll come out," Wu Ming's voice was a bit weak, but his Attitude was still tough. He stepped out from a Crack in the Plastic Sheet, incidentally lifting his hind Foot to kick a Kitten that followed him out back inside. "Go back and stay there. Don't run around!"
Chi Feichei noticed that when Wu Ming lifted his hind Foot to kick the Kitten, his Action was a little strange, and the direction of force seemed unnatural.
When Wu Ming saw Chi Feichei Staring at his Leg, his Tone was still cold and awkward, but he still took the rare initiative to explain to Chi Feichei, "I haven't been out these past two days. They went out to find Food, and I just watched the Kittens, teaching them a few things on the side. Feimo Say, Education should start from Children."
Chi Feichei: "..."
Group-living Cats have the Property of taking turns On Duty to care for their young. He knew this. Some domesticated female Cats would carry their Kittens to their Master, not to ask the Master to hold the Kittens to play, but to tell the Master, 'It's your turn. You take care of the baby today.'
Similarly, after the Master has Children, Cats will also Help take turns On Duty watching the children.
But Feimo's Words were truly... words of wisdom.
Feimo - True Great Thinker - True Great Ambitionist - Ink.
Wu Ming walked over to a Wooden Box and jumped on top, trying to gain a bit of Dignity in front of Chi Feichei's height. He sized up Chi Feichei and asked, "Are you really a Doctor?"
If this Human wasn't Feimo's Master, it would actually want to be a bit nicer to this Human.
This Human could understand their Words and was also a Doctor. They could find a Method to trick him into becoming their full-time Doctor. They'd have no Problem supporting him.
They were short on Doctors, very short.
Chi Feichei Nodded and asked directly, "Does your Belly hurt?"
Wu Ming hesitated for a moment before saying, "A Bit."
A Bit?
Chi Feichei looked at Wu Ming's hunched back and didn't think it was just 'A Bit'. He used his Left Hand to lift Wu Ming by the scruff of its neck, picked Wu Ming up, and used his Right Hand to feel Wu Ming's Abdomen.
When Chi Feichei's Hand touched its Belly, Wu Ming's Fur bristled, and the sharp Fingernails on its four Claws instantly extended. However, it quickly suppressed the unease in its Heart and didn't scratch him.
Chi Feichei lightly pressed a few Locations on Wu Ming's Abdomen, quickly frowned, and put Wu Ming down.
Wu Ming Turn Head away, his clear, cold voice now laced with displeasure. "Not going!"
Feimo leaned closer, cawing, "Master, is the Situation very serious?"
Chi Feichei had Originally wanted to Turn Around and leave, but he held back. "You must go to the Hospital."
As soon as Feimo saw that Chi Feichei hadn't mentioned the Illness in front of Wu Ming, he Sense that something was wrong and Turn Head to look at Wu Ming.
A white Figure quickly leaped off the Wooden Box, and an exasperated Meow Sound rapidly receded into the distance.
"Feimo, don't even think about it, I'm not going to the Hospital!"
Chi Feichei Followed and chased after him.
Parkouring with Cats wasn't his First Time. No big deal.
Wu Ming jumped onto the Wall beside the Park. Just as he was about to Turn Around to reiterate his Intention, he realized a Figure much larger than him had also reached the Wall Side, and a Hand was Grabbing towards him. He was instantly startled, and his Claws quickly lashed out.
Chi Feichei's Right Hand gripped the Wall. He felt a sting in his Left Hand palm, but his Action didn't falter, and his Face didn't change. He pinned a certain White Cat to the Wall by its throat.
Back when he was at the Hospital, it wasn't like he'd never encountered Cats that would lash out with their Claws. It's just that back then, it was the other Intern Doctors who got scratched.
They were both Veterinarians. Other people get scratched by Cats, so why couldn't he? No big deal.
It was just a miscalculation that he hadn't worn Gloves In Advance.
(End of Chapter)
The others turned their heads to look at Hissashi, who lowered his head to look at his mobile phone, replying with a calm face as he typed.
Indeed, an email was sent to his mobile phone:
"Master, Wu Ming's condition is a bit strange. It seems to be sick, but it won't go to Hospital."
The Email Address is from Feimo.
Since the Crows at each Stronghold could send messages, Feimo has rarely forwarded messages to him. And Wu Ming should be in Tokyo. Knowing that he is not in Tokyo, Feimo still suddenly sent him news about Tokyo, which suggests the situation is serious.
But being anxious now is useless. He can't fly back, and even if he could, it might not be as fast as the Shinkansen.
"I'll arrive in Tokyo in an Hour. Confirm Wu Ming's Location. If the situation is critical, find Amuro or anonymously contact the Pet Hospital directly to have them catch it."
"I'm watching it. It can wait until you get back, so don't worry. It doesn't look like it's going to die in a day or two."
"Symptoms?"
"Yesterday, when I returned from Fifteenth Night City and found it, I discovered it squatting in their Stronghold watching Kittens. It was crouching with a hunched back, very listless. I called it to get up, but it didn't move. So, I tugged on its Tail. When it dodged, it seemed a bit stiff, and surprisingly, it didn't even try to scratch me. I knew something was wrong. From yesterday, when I started watching it until now, it had diarrhea three times yesterday, once early this morning, and then it went to Poop once, but it didn't seem to actually Poop. The Key thing is, I watched it Poop, and it still didn't scratch me. It's definitely Ill."
Hissashi: "..."
It didn't even scratch Feimo? Uh-huh, it must be sick.
"Any Vomiting?"
"No."
"How about its eating Situation?"
"Very Normal. It ate both yesterday and today. Last night, I had a Seabird catch a fresh Fish and bring it over, and it ate quite a lot."
"Got it."
Hissashi put away his mobile phone, thinking about the common Illness Symptoms of Cat's Intestines and Stomach.
Wu Ming is a bit rambunctious, but Feimo is very attentive to Wu Ming. He should also take it more seriously.
Wu Ming is over a year old, so the Possibility of Feline Panleukopenia is low. Besides, Feline Panleukopenia usually presents with symptoms like refusing food, vomiting and diarrhea, increased Body Temperature, and lethargy. It's uncertain whether Wu Ming's Body Temperature is elevated, but since there's no Vomiting or food refusal, it can basically be ruled out.
The Symptoms of Inflammation and Feline Panleukopenia are very similar, but the lack of Vomiting and refusal to eat makes it less likely...
Suzuki Sonoko had been Staring at Chi Feichei as he typed on his mobile phone. Only when Chi Feichei put away his mobile phone did she look away, sighing as she asked, "Brother Hichiji, if you set aside Appearance and physique, what kind of Girl do you like? Our School has all sorts of Girls!"
Chi Feichei snapped out of his thoughts, "I can't set them aside."
Cats' Intestines and Stomach are delicate, and many Situations can cause diarrhea: Parasites, Intestines and Stomach flora imbalance, intestinal blockage, catching a cold... even Stress Response after being frightened or suddenly changing Environment can lead to diarrhea. Without seeing Wu Ming himself and doing a specific Inspection, he really can't make a Judgment.
Suzuki Sonoko was stunned. Chi Feichei's Words kept echoing in her mind:
'I can't set them aside... I can't set them aside...'
Mouri Ran gave a dry laugh, then another dry laugh, completely at a loss for words.
Is Brother Hichiji really this realistic?
"At least they have to be presentable," Chi Feichei said, stopping his thoughts about various Cat Illnesses, and added, "That would help establish a good First Impression. I haven't Considered other aspects for now."
He wouldn't dare to randomly mention Requests like Personality, lest he end up contradicting himself later. However, he felt it wouldn't be easy to find someone suitable, and he didn't expect any Girl to tolerate him anyway.
Suzuki Sonoko gave Chi Feichei a Half-Moon Eyes look, asking suspiciously, "Your Standard for 'presentable' is probably different from everyone else's, right? I think the Girls at Teitan High School are pretty good!"
"Don't even think about it. I don't have that Consideration right now," Chi Feichei said, looking directly at Suzuki Sonoko with a flat Tone. "Romance easily turns people into Psychopaths."
At least, that's how it is for him.
Those Girls should be thankful he's not interested. Otherwise, if he were rejected, he might learn from the Sun God Apollo and start making Harps...
"Uh," Mouri Ran tried to understand Chi Feichei's peculiar Statement. "Brother Hichiji, do you mean that Romance comes with a lot of Distress?"
"Sort of," Chi Feichei said.
"Then you really should wait a bit longer," Haibara Ai said seriously, remembering that Chi Feichei was still a patient in Recovery. "You're only twenty, no need to rush."
As for the two Misses they added after the Wedding, she'd Help Chatting with them first, to Confirm if their Personalities were good and check out the Situation before making any decisions.
...
An Hour Afterwards, the Train pulled into Tokyo Station.
Suzuki Sonoko had the Suzuki Family's Driver waiting to pick her up. Mori Kogoro and Doctor Agasa had also asked about the arrival Time and driven over In Advance.
Haibara Ai got into Doctor Agasa's Car and then noticed Chi Feichei hadn't moved. "Aren't you going to Doctor's House?"
"Yeah, Hassashi, come to my place for Dinner," Doctor Agasa said, glancing at the sky Outside. "It's almost six in the Afternoon already. I made Curry In Advance, so we can eat as soon as we get back!"
"I need to go to the Pet Hospital."
Chi Feichei Helped Haibara Ai close the Car Door, then Turn Around and left.
Uh-huh, this way he could also avoid explanations.
Doctor Agasa watched Chi Feichei hastily hail a Taxi and Get On The Bus, then blinked in surprise. "Did something happen at the Pet Hospital?"
Haibara Ai took out her mobile phone and searched for Recent News. Finding no Reports of any incidents at the Hospital, she guessed, "Maybe they're just too busy over there and he got roped into helping out."
Doctor Agasa Nodded. That was the most Possible Answer. He'd almost forgotten that Chi Feichei was a Veterinarian.
Chi Feichei took a Taxi to Wu Ming's Stronghold in Shinjuku Ward. Before arriving, he sent an Email to Feimo, Confirming that Wu Ming would wait for him to Come Over.
Shinjuku Ward is home to Tokyo's largest transfer Station, with convenient transportation and a large population of Travelers and foreigners. It also has places like Kabukicho, a district of extravagance and indulgence.
And in Tokyo's Crime Rate Area, Shinjuku Ward and Shibuya District are consistently in the top three every year. In such a Place, on the other side of the bustling Street District, there are naturally Areas that are either secluded or chaotic. The Crime Rate is very high in areas with a high concentration of Izakaya, with most Cases being caused by drunken brawls.
Wu Ming's Stronghold was in a nearly abandoned Park. To get there, he had to go through a Bar Street barely passable by Cars and then through a Residential Area filled with Old Apartment buildings. By the time Chi Feichei arrived, the sky had already darkened, and Employees leaving work were heading to Izakaya in groups for Dinner Party and drinks.
The Park's grounds were still relatively clean, with no Garbage piles Nearby. There were some old Entertainment facilities, including a Slide and Sand Pit. It must have been a small Amusement Park for Children to play in Before.
As Chi Feichei quickly walked into the Park, he scanned his surroundings.
Probably because Wu Ming had given them a heads-up, his arrival didn't trigger Vigilance among the Cats inside. A Group of Cats were doing their own thing. Three Calico Cats were Wild Run fighting above the Slide. One Cat got slapped and slid down the Slide, then immediately Turn Around and leaped back up to attack again. In the Sand Pit, a Cat had just dug in the sand, Leisurely wiping its Claws lightly on the sand before Turn Head to size him up.
This was an Amusement Park taken over by Stray Cats, and the Sand Pit was being used as a giant Cat Litter Box.
It was clear that these Cats were living well. None of them were particularly skinny, and they were all quite Vitality.
As expected. After All, this was a Team led by Cats with Spirituality. Wu Ming could think, summarize, and Study, and he was good at making Plans to get Food, directing operations, and even arranging Vigilance. The Subordinates Cats under him would definitely not be living too poorly.
"Caw--" A Crow landed On the Tree. Upon Seeing Chi Feichei, it flew towards the large Container piled up in the Park.
Chi Feichei followed the Crow around to the back of the Container and discovered that one side of the Container had been hollowed out. A Plastic Sheet hung above, drooping down, and the soft cries of Kittens faintly drifted out from inside.
It wasn't just one Kitten crying.
Hassashi curiously perched on Chi Feichei's Shoulder, watching. Just as it was about to say something, Feimo poked his head out from a Crack in the Plastic Sheet.
"Master, here!"
"No Need, I'll come out," Wu Ming's voice was a bit weak, but his Attitude was still tough. He stepped out from a Crack in the Plastic Sheet, incidentally lifting his hind Foot to kick a Kitten that followed him out back inside. "Go back and stay there. Don't run around!"
Chi Feichei noticed that when Wu Ming lifted his hind Foot to kick the Kitten, his Action was a little strange, and the direction of force seemed unnatural.
When Wu Ming saw Chi Feichei Staring at his Leg, his Tone was still cold and awkward, but he still took the rare initiative to explain to Chi Feichei, "I haven't been out these past two days. They went out to find Food, and I just watched the Kittens, teaching them a few things on the side. Feimo Say, Education should start from Children."
Chi Feichei: "..."
Group-living Cats have the Property of taking turns On Duty to care for their young. He knew this. Some domesticated female Cats would carry their Kittens to their Master, not to ask the Master to hold the Kittens to play, but to tell the Master, 'It's your turn. You take care of the baby today.'
Similarly, after the Master has Children, Cats will also Help take turns On Duty watching the children.
But Feimo's Words were truly... words of wisdom.
Feimo - True Great Thinker - True Great Ambitionist - Ink.
Wu Ming walked over to a Wooden Box and jumped on top, trying to gain a bit of Dignity in front of Chi Feichei's height. He sized up Chi Feichei and asked, "Are you really a Doctor?"
If this Human wasn't Feimo's Master, it would actually want to be a bit nicer to this Human.
This Human could understand their Words and was also a Doctor. They could find a Method to trick him into becoming their full-time Doctor. They'd have no Problem supporting him.
They were short on Doctors, very short.
Chi Feichei Nodded and asked directly, "Does your Belly hurt?"
Wu Ming hesitated for a moment before saying, "A Bit."
A Bit?
Chi Feichei looked at Wu Ming's hunched back and didn't think it was just 'A Bit'. He used his Left Hand to lift Wu Ming by the scruff of its neck, picked Wu Ming up, and used his Right Hand to feel Wu Ming's Abdomen.
When Chi Feichei's Hand touched its Belly, Wu Ming's Fur bristled, and the sharp Fingernails on its four Claws instantly extended. However, it quickly suppressed the unease in its Heart and didn't scratch him.
Chi Feichei lightly pressed a few Locations on Wu Ming's Abdomen, quickly frowned, and put Wu Ming down.
Wu Ming Turn Head away, his clear, cold voice now laced with displeasure. "Not going!"
Feimo leaned closer, cawing, "Master, is the Situation very serious?"
Chi Feichei had Originally wanted to Turn Around and leave, but he held back. "You must go to the Hospital."
As soon as Feimo saw that Chi Feichei hadn't mentioned the Illness in front of Wu Ming, he Sense that something was wrong and Turn Head to look at Wu Ming.
A white Figure quickly leaped off the Wooden Box, and an exasperated Meow Sound rapidly receded into the distance.
"Feimo, don't even think about it, I'm not going to the Hospital!"
Chi Feichei Followed and chased after him.
Parkouring with Cats wasn't his First Time. No big deal.
Wu Ming jumped onto the Wall beside the Park. Just as he was about to Turn Around to reiterate his Intention, he realized a Figure much larger than him had also reached the Wall Side, and a Hand was Grabbing towards him. He was instantly startled, and his Claws quickly lashed out.
Chi Feichei's Right Hand gripped the Wall. He felt a sting in his Left Hand palm, but his Action didn't falter, and his Face didn't change. He pinned a certain White Cat to the Wall by its throat.
Back when he was at the Hospital, it wasn't like he'd never encountered Cats that would lash out with their Claws. It's just that back then, it was the other Intern Doctors who got scratched.
They were both Veterinarians. Other people get scratched by Cats, so why couldn't he? No big deal.
It was just a miscalculation that he hadn't worn Gloves In Advance.
(End of Chapter)
